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  • casting skyrim frost spell dual wielding with a pistol

  • Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

  • Hang on. Is there a way to reblog this x 10000?

  • Just keep hitting that damn button

  • hatake:
“$5 Icon CommissionsIcons above are free to use!! Credit isn’t required but appreciated ❤️️
• 1 icon is $5
• You can add additional Pokemon for $3 each (duskull & skitty = $8)
• If you want something other than Pokemon in this style (animals,...
    hatake:
“$5 Icon CommissionsIcons above are free to use!! Credit isn’t required but appreciated ❤️️
• 1 icon is $5
• You can add additional Pokemon for $3 each (duskull & skitty = $8)
• If you want something other than Pokemon in this style (animals,...
    hatake:
“$5 Icon CommissionsIcons above are free to use!! Credit isn’t required but appreciated ❤️️
• 1 icon is $5
• You can add additional Pokemon for $3 each (duskull & skitty = $8)
• If you want something other than Pokemon in this style (animals,...
    hatake:
“$5 Icon CommissionsIcons above are free to use!! Credit isn’t required but appreciated ❤️️
• 1 icon is $5
• You can add additional Pokemon for $3 each (duskull & skitty = $8)
• If you want something other than Pokemon in this style (animals,...
  • $5 Icon Commissions

    Icons above are free to use!! Credit isn’t required but appreciated ❤️️

    • 1 icon is $5
    • You can add additional Pokemon for $3 each (duskull & skitty = $8)
    • If you want something other than Pokemon in this style (animals, sonas, other creatures), I can do that as well, just let me know what you would like 💕

    If you’re interested, send me an ask!!

    If u want to support my work, pls consider donating to my ko-fi 💖

    ko-fi.com/dreampollen

  • i'm so nervous about eating other peoples' snacks in their house. they could have a whole cupboard full of snacks and i would be too afraid to eat any of it because what if i accidentally eat a bag of someone's special flavored doritos and it's their favorite flavor ever and they stopped making it and they're also never going to make it again and i've ruined their life now

  • you have to feed me. like a baby bird

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    WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED

  • Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane

  • Have you ever held a world record? how about seven?
    Would your mother be proud?

    Jonathan Frakes on "Beyond Belief: Fact of Fiction" with his hands clasped on a table, looking at the cameraALT
  • is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

  • here is my life philosophy: next week there might be someone ahead of you in line at the store who’s short a quarter and you have a quarter and you can give it to them. if you weren’t there, they’d have to put something back. the week after that you could be getting lunch and the waiter might ask if you want some pancakes someone else ordered and never picked up. you could find someone’s lost cat. you could watch someone’s bag while they go to the restroom. there are so many ways you are going to touch other people’s lives and they are going to touch yours and there’s no way to know when it’s going to happen. so you have to keep living!!! i wouldn’t want to die knowing that tomorrow the barista will give me free oat milk just to be nice. 

  • When I was 11 years old - we went to Sea World for my birthday. This was to avoid the realization I had no friends, and no one to come to a birthday party and probably because someone gave my mother free tickets at work. It was kinda a shitty day despite being at a theme park full of cute animals. There was a new roller coaster there that had just opened so we decided to go on. I was nervous. I’d never been on a roller coaster.

    A group of 6 college kids were ahead of us in line and started chatting with me. Full on just having a fun conversation with someone literally going through the beginning of a very awkward middle school period. I was so shocked they wanted to talk to me. I think my mom mentioned it was my birthday. They were very nice about it. When we got on the ride they told us to go ahead of them so we could sit at the front of the car since it held 8 people.

    Now the ride (called Journey to Atlantis - I believe it is sadly no longer there) started with a slow ride of beautiful visuals of dolphins and oceans and computerized images of this imaginary Atlantis before going up the hill to the beginning of the coaster, where it paused for about 30 seconds, and then the ride started. The college kids must have known there would be a pause. Maybe they’d ridden it before I’m not sure.

    But as we sat there on that peak, 6 people I’ve never known, and will never know again, sang a very very lonely 11 year old happy birthday. Loudly. And with gusto. They were happy and laughing and joyful. And it made me feel less alone in the world.

    I am 29 years old this year, and I still remember them. I still remember that kindness. It is so important. It doesn’t go into a vacuum. It exists beside me in my daily life. And I love the idea that I have been that person to someone else too.

    It’s stunningly lovely to be human when we’re kind to each other.

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    OH THIS CAN’T BE LEFT IN THE NOTES

  • nikaalexandra:
“lazy
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    nikaalexandra:
“lazy
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  • lazy

  • clover-pudding:
“a thief!!!
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    clover-pudding:
“a thief!!!
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  • a thief!!!

  • chihxru:
“Kawaii ☁️
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  • Kawaii ☁️

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  • The article says that the guidelines have been updated. Instead of asking if you’re a man that’s had sex with another man in the past 3 months it asks everyone regardless of gender if they’ve had anal sex with a new partner or if they’ve had anal sex with multiple partners in the past 3 months.

    This both opens up blood donation to msm in exclusive relationships or who don’t have anal sex and more accurately identifies hiv risk from people who aren’t msm. This is exactly the sort of guidelines we’ve been fighting for for years. This is a major win for both gay rights and blood donation in the US. Now a bunch of people who couldn’t donate before can donate now.

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  • So I tried to draw a geometric version of this and ended up with


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    THEY TRANSLATED YANKII AS AMERICAN

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